This is a digital painting of a yellow blowfish puffing out his cheeks. Blowfish is also an encryption algorithm and symmetric block cipher that can be used as a drop-in replacement for DES or IDEA. It takes a variable-length key, from 32 bits to 448 bits, making it ideal for both domestic and exportable use. Blowfish was designed in 1993 by Bruce Schneier as a fast, free alternative to existing encryption algorithms.
I love Stimpy. What he lacks in IQ he makes up for in positivity. He is triumphantly displaying a nose goblin that he picked while sitting at his desk at work. The dry dusty air seems to make his bulbous blue nose produce nose goblins at an alarming rate. If he doesn’t keep them in check they will take over the world in short order. Boog patrol is his favorite duty. He sometimes imagines that he is a great hunter on a boog safari. He takes pride in his great courage and skill. Simpy picking a booger.
This is a mischievous green monster wearing a purple monster mask. He downloaded it from google image search and uses it to disguise himself at monsterade parties. He likes when masks make him look stiff and terrified. Other monsters love when they think you are scared stiff of them. It boosts their ego.
I love the English. This is a digital painting of a stereotypical English guy with a mustache and a racing green driving cap. It is interesting how we are indeed “separated by a common language”. American and Brit English is stark proof that languages are living things that constantly morph and evolve. The simple act of making a sentence is an amazing display of creativity that all of us do every single day. Our language is an incredible example of many generations of hard work by countless intelligent people building on the knowledge of others.
Tally-ho old chap.
I’m gowin down to the chippie.
Blimey ya tosser.
Don’t forget your Plonka you plonka.
This is a digital painting of Gill Broussard. He is a outsider, a fringe historian, a researcher, closet scientist and sculptor of air molecules. He has made a living by writing books and talking about cosmic doom, the end times and Nibiru on the Radio. I find his parables of doom and their relation to Biblical “history” to be riveting and comforting somehow. Nothing is more comfy than taking a sleeping pill and curling up in bed and drifting off to sleep while listening to his soft Cajun drawl paint Boschian images of Hell and imminent cosmic doom in the mind’s eye. I know he is 100% wrong but I like to pretend that the world is as cool and mysterous as he describes it.
Fish eat a bunch of delicious rainbow colored bugs and glowy night crawlers and when they are done they poop great diaphanous and billowing purple clouds. They sometimes use their excrement as a defense mechanism. In the right light it has a charming sparkle. Fish poop cartoon. Fish pooping.