Karl Pilkington has a round head. He is an English bloke with a famous friend and a unique view of the human condition. Checkout his work here.
This is a happy hick red monster with a purple nose and 4 arms. His name is gus and he likes to pass gas for giggles. He also likes to put the bioluminescent node on his head into his mouth to make his face glow. His parents yell at him for it but he has too much fun scaring his little sister not to. He also has the mutant ability to talk to someone one day and not remember any part of the conversation the next.
This is a kid cartoon vampire. His name is Count. He likes to watch adventure time and baseball on tv. His waifu is marceline the vampire queen. His mum gave him a plastic batters helmet with attachable blood bags so that he never gets thirsty during long baseball games. He guzzles down bood until his tummy bulges under his shirt.
This is a picture of a kid robot cyclops with a single red eye sitting down with a big grin. His name is hr4531. He doesnt know that he is artificial. He loves watching Twitch while eating yogurt from Tutti Frutti. His favorite flavor is premium tart with marshmallows. He likes how they get crunchy when they get cold.
This is a digital illustration of aquaman looking extra smarmy, self confident and superhero like. I loved Saturday Morning Cartoons as a kid. Super Friends was my favorite. Even back then I could tell it was tongue in cheek entertainment. I would like to hear their hammy stentorian narrator do Chris Rocks old material. “OooOOoo Hillary is a hero. Hillary is a HERO. No she ain’t. Aquaman is a hero. He can talk to the fishes. What can Hillary do?
This is Leafy. He is a Youtube celebrity and professional troll. He hates face cams. He is a funny and creative guy. But be careful his humor isn’t always for kids. Check out his channel here.
This is a yellow bouncy elephant nosed monster. He bounces when he gets excited. He likes to bound through the isles of toy stores – scaring kids and parents.
This is a digital illustration of a green hummingbird. I love hummers. It is amazing how they make the greuling trek from Costa Rica to Georgia and back every spring. It must be insanely difficult for such a small creature to fly across oceans and through storms. I have been watching them swarm around my grandmas feeders since I was a little kid. They are amazing flyers and fiercely protective of their territory. They stretch the limits of how fast a heart can beat at 1260 beats per minute. They are tiny marvels of evolution. And on top of that they have beautiful irridescent plumage. They are one of the few things that I miss about Georgia.
This is a digital illustration of a short yellow number 2 pencil. When you draw you don’t need expensive art pencils and heavyweight bound drawing pads. You just need time and cheap common yellow pencils and a ream of cheap printer paper.
This is a digital illustration of a rogue sperm cell. He swims upstream literally and figuratively. He is a scoundrel and a dishonest knave. I have no idea what a knave is but it sounds cool.