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silly green monster fish

silly green monster fish

This green cartoon fish is named Francis. He is an outcast. He swims around in the shallows looking for refuse to eat. He likes scraps of brightly colored candy worms and gummi bears. He loves to listen to his 12 year old iPod while he swims around in his discarded tin can. He is a vagrant fish with no friends and a penchant for making silly noises with his mouth.

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Fish Aquarium Cartoon

fish aquarium

fish aquarium

I love fish tanks. They are a ton of work but fish are amazing to watch. Exotic fish are some of the coolest lifeforms on the planet. It is always fun to go to petsmart and enjoy them without any of the work.

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Stupid Dolphin Fish

Stupid Dolphin Fish

Stupid Dolphin Fish


This is a painting of a cartoon dolphin fish with a stupid look on his face. This fish is big, oafish and dopey. He swims around slowly humming nursery rhymes and passing gas. He likes to mutter his mantra: “all is for the best in the best of all possible worlds” as he goes about his daily life doing fishy things.

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Blowfish Cartoon

Yellow blowfish cartoon

Yellow blowfish cartoon


This is a digital painting of a yellow blowfish puffing out his cheeks. Blowfish is also an encryption algorithm and symmetric block cipher that can be used as a drop-in replacement for DES or IDEA. It takes a variable-length key, from 32 bits to 448 bits, making it ideal for both domestic and exportable use. Blowfish was designed in 1993 by Bruce Schneier as a fast, free alternative to existing encryption algorithms.

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Cartoon Fish Pooping

cartoon fsh pooping

cartoon fsh pooping


Fish eat a bunch of delicious rainbow colored bugs and glowy night crawlers and when they are done they poop great diaphanous and billowing purple clouds. They sometimes use their excrement as a defense mechanism. In the right light it has a charming sparkle. Fish poop cartoon. Fish pooping.

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Blob Fish Cartoon

ugly blob fish cartoon

ugly blob fish cartoon

This is a digital painting of a blob fish. He is famed for his ugliness. He knows he is ugly and he is okay with that but he still lives in a shell of gloominess. He is upset by how others react to his appearance. He sees his ugliness in their expressions like a mirror. Blob fish are so ugly that little kids cry when they seem him in line at the store. They run away in terror and cling to and behind their parents leg as if they are seeking a safe haven from a gnarly monster. But he is actually sweet and kind hear1ted.

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Giant Green Fish

giant green fish

giant green fish

This fish is named Bubba. He is a big ole fat fud who swims around on the bottom of the lake looking for scraps of food to eat. He is partial to sweets. He likes anything chewy with sugar in it – like giant gummi worms and gummi bears . He is a slow swimming bro who never worries and likes to pick his nose with his fin. Giant green fish like to use their girth and weight to intimidate other fish in the pond. It is a cycle of life type thing. Big fish eat small fish etc.

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3 Fish Looking at a Hook

3 fish looking at a bait

3 fish looking at bait

3 fish looking at a hook with bait. These fish are tepid about this brightly colored delicious worm that is being dangled before them. They are all three hungry – they haven’t had a meal in three days. In their gut they know that something is amiss. One fish has a red eye. The second has a yellow eye and the other one has a green eye. They all three think back on being a kid when their mom told them not to eat food that dangles from the sky. But they are all having trouble heeding her advice. Their tiny fish brain won’t allow them to pass on such an easy and delicious meal. They all know that they should probably go hunting for smaller fish but they are fundamentally lazy.

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Tropical Monster Fish

tropical monster fish

tropical monster fish

Tropical Monster Fish swim through warm crystal clear Caribbean waters listening to Bob Marley and thinking about warm memories of the 90s. They love thinking back on long summer days of playing Zelda, exploring dungeons and painting pictures of dragons until late at night. A time in life when there was a warm gentle ocean of time ahead of them and very little to worry about as their parents provided for them and they were in good health. Now from time to time they run into swirling storms and giant dream colored sea monsters who want to eat them and poop them out.

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