This is Gus the monster. He sits all day in his car listening to podcasts as rednecks drive past with loud mufflers on their pickup trucks. He takes sedatives and dreams of spirally and fizzy spinning flowers and lush rain forests with brightly colored mechanical birds and robot bugs. He wants to be a bird.
Monster Cartoon Illustration
This is a red cartoon cyclops monster making a scary face. He likes to scare children at Walmart. He sits still in the toy section and acts like a sculpture and moves when they least expect it.
This is a silly blue monster with red feet and red spikes. This guy is called Rufus. He is a folksey monster with a talky friendly monsterality that helps him make a bunch of friends. He likes to listen to podcasts and watch Vin Diesel movies in streaming chatrooms. He likes how chatrooms let him be anonymous.
This is a digital illustration of a giant blue monster on a hover board. He has people living under his horns. They sometimes come out and talk to him as he floats around his block after evening thunderstorms in summer. They talk to him about random subjects ranging from tv shows to politics.
This is a transparent alien water monster with wings. His name is Gus. He swims along the bottom of the Mariana Trench. It is 10,900 meters deep. Normal fish and divers would be crushed by the pressure if they tried to go this far down. But Gus loves it. When he is happy – he blows bubbles.
This is a blue hipster monster with a black beanie. He wears his beanie when it is 115 degrees outside. He doesn’t care that he is sweating. Being “cool” is more important than being cool. His name is Snoo. His life is in easy mode. He spends most of his time commenting on new stories.
This is Raoul the revolutionary cactus. He is a prickly pair with a crazy grimace and a short temper. He hurls his molotov at perceived injustices. He has never had a job in his life. His parents are rich and they sent him to the best schools in the West. School taught him that the world is unfair and that western society is based on inequity and that capitalism is corrupt and should be burned down.