This is a silly blue monster with red feet and red spikes. This guy is called Rufus. He is a folksey monster with a talky friendly monsterality that helps him make a bunch of friends. He likes to listen to podcasts and watch Vin Diesel movies in streaming chatrooms. He likes how chatrooms let him be anonymous.
This is a transparent alien water monster with wings. His name is Gus. He swims along the bottom of the Mariana Trench. It is 10,900 meters deep. Normal fish and divers would be crushed by the pressure if they tried to go this far down. But Gus loves it. When he is happy – he blows bubbles.
This is a blue hipster monster with a black beanie. He wears his beanie when it is 115 degrees outside. He doesn’t care that he is sweating. Being “cool” is more important than being cool. His name is Snoo. His life is in easy mode. He spends most of his time commenting on new stories.
Six eyed blue monster with an orange frog balloon. This monster is called Drek – he is enjoying the simple pleasure of cotton candy and a balloon. He has layers and no friends. He likes to go to the fair even though he has no friends. He just shows up and watches as normies enjoy rides, playing games and having discussions about solipsism and the Kardashians. It doesn’t stop him from getting cotton candy and funnel cakes and playing old tired arcade games from the 90s. He especially likes digdug. He gets alot of pleasure from inflating monsters until they explode. It is his fetish.
This is a happy blue monster eating fluffy pink cotton candy. His 5 green eyes are about to pop out of his head with a swirling sparkly pink refined sugar buzz. Cartoon monster with 5 green eyes. George loves to eat all sweets but cotton candy is his absolute favorite. He would live off of it if his mom didn’t yell at him and say it would cause his teeth to rot out. It is kind of sad that adults have to say such negative and violent things to little monsters to get them to brush their teeth.
Polaroid monsters like instant gratification. They simply can’t wait a week for their film to be developed. They have to see their goofy fish bros instantly. They can’t be bothered with digital cameras either. Pixels activate their autism. Blue Polaroid monster taking a picture.